Satisfyer Pro 2
Review by: Red Divine
Having heard so much about these suction style sex toys my intrigue was well and truly piqued and I needed to get on the sex toy band wagon and see what all the fuss was about.
Enter 😉 the Satisfyer Pro 2 – the lovely guys at EIS GmbH offered to send me one free of charge in exchange for an honest, unbiased review.
Yay…I was a wound up ball of anticipation, awaiting the delivery of this toy and I’m pleased to say I didn’t have long to wait, literally in less than 48 hours it arrived on my doorstep and was soon ripped into to see what all the fuss was about.
A lot of reviews out there have naturally compared the Womaniser w100 or w500 with the Satisfier Pro 2 but I’m not in possession of one of these..yet *Throws a mini tantrum and pouts* so my review will be purely based on my experiences with this little sucker.
Not to beat around the bush, I have tested this toy over and over again..for science you understand!..and I have to say, I’m in awe.
The Satisfyer on the first test brought me to orgasm in less than 2 minutes, and ladies and gentlemen I’m very happy to tell you…it made me female ejaculate….in less than 2 minutes! What the actual….!
It sucked my clit and blew my mind and I have fallen into severe lust with this toy. I have never ever had an experience with a sex toy that has done what this did to my body with so little effort and in such a short time.
The fact that this toy is so much cheaper than the Womaniser is a massive bonus and anyone wanting to try a suction style toy without the price tag of the famed Womaniser needs to get themselves one of these!
Honestly guys, every time I have used the Satisfyer it has blown my mind. Every time I have ejaculated and that is not something I do…before this toy literally twice in the past.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is also waterproof and rechargeable. Every tick box checked for me.
Anyway let me back up just a bit and actually tell you a bit about this product. It is a touch free clitoral stimulator with vacuum technology that creates pulsing waves of stimulation.
Arriving in a simple but pleasing to the eye black cardboard box, nestled into a moulded insert, the Satisfyer comes with a charging lead, silicone nozzle and information booklet.
It is a lovely rose gold colour which in description doesn’t appeal to me but in reality it actually looks pretty classy. Although the main body of the Satisfyer is plastic (ABS) it feels sturdy and solid in my hand and not like a cheap plastic toy you expect to rattle and break in no time. It is approximately 6 inches in length and sits nicely and comfortably in my hand. The great thing too is that you don’t feel the vibrations in your hand whilst holding it so none of the numbing feeling you may have had with other toys.
You receive one silicone head/nozzle which is body safe and very soft and flexible. This easily slips onto the head of the Satisfyer and that’s all you need to do to get started. After a charge up of course. The rechargeable set up on the Satisfyer is a magnetic contact point at the base of the toy.
I really like the magnetic chargers but they can be very fiddly and inconsistent at times so I was pleased that this one seemed pretty strong and didn’t seem to be going anywhere when nudged. Don’t get me wrong you can’t swing it around your head lasso style and expect it to stay put but with normal daily life, sat on a side charging it shouldn’t go anywhere.
The buttons on the Satisfyer are cleverly situation on the opposite side to what you would normally expect and this is great as they fall in the more natural position as to where your fingers sit. Press the smaller button for on/off and the larger one to scroll through the intensities. 11 in total. This is probably the only downside of this toy for me. The intensities are quite a difference from 1 to 11 however the in between are quite subtle. My issue is that you have to scroll all the way to 11 before it cycles you back down. When you’re at the point that you think it’s going to suck your clit off it would be nice to easily skip back down rather than keep going up and then you’ve got the sensation all the way back down to a comfortable level again. This can feel a bit too much and too intense sometimes and it is hard to know where you are on those intensity levels as 11 is a lot to keep track of with an orgasm addled brain. My other issue is that you have to press and hold the off button for a few seconds to stop the power. Not so convenient if you need to stop quickly for example if you are conscious of not being in the house alone and want a quick shut off.
Sticking with the downside for a moment I do wish more than one nozzle head had been supplied. Mine is holding up so far but not sure how long it will last and you’ll need to source replacements. That said however I guess at the massively reduced price that the Satisfyer is compared to the Womaniser there will be some compromise.
I haven’t actually used this product in the bath or shower as this isn’t a favourite masturbation place for me but the fact that it is waterproof makes cleaning so easy. You can pop the nozzle off and give it a good old wash without fear of any liquid seeping in and destroying your new best friend.
You aren’t supplied with a storage bag or anything for this item but again with the price tag I can live with this. Everything has gone into the toy itself rather than packaging and extras. Don’t get me wrong I’m a sucker for beautiful, luxurious packaging but it isn’t strictly necessary and I think most people will happily forego this in light of the awesomeness of the product in use.
So how does it actually feel? It’s very difficult to describe to be honest. I can’t strictly say it feels like oral sex but it has certain similarities as probably expected from a suction style toy. It’s like a very consistent suck..not a full on vacuum suck by any mean but it kind of pulses and vibrates unlike anything I’ve felt before and almost feels like lips mouthing at your clit add those vibration feels and it certainly does the trick. The silicone nozzle just covers your exposed clit and once a seal is made you will feel the full force of what it has to offer. I’d recommend a bit of water based lube as well, it stops any chafing and makes it altogether more pleasurable.
Noise levels are pretty odd on this one…the sound when not over your clit is a pretty loud droning sound that I can only liken to a washing machine, it is quite loud to be honest but once in place on your clit and the seal is made it drastically reduces the sound. If you are conscious of noise then put in situ first before turning it on.
I probably prefer the lower settings to be honest as it feels like more of a unique sensation, once you hit the mid to high levels I feel the vibrations more than anything else and it can almost get a bit painful as it rips orgasm after orgasm out of me. I can definitely multiple orgasm with the Satisfyer but my clit gets mighty sensitive after a while and starts screaming at me, the problem is it still feels so good so I don’t know when to stop! So you may end up with a super sucked, sensitive clit for a while after but too many orgasms from a toy is not really something I’m going to complain about. The more I used the Satisfyer it did take a little longer to get that same reaction as the first few times but still we’re talking minutes you can count on both hands. This is a quick but prolonged toy for me to use. Quick in the time it takes to work its magic the first time but after that I can prolong the next waves of orgasm depending on the settings I use so this is best of both worlds for me. A quickie or a lazy wank is equally achievable.
I love power and need strong stimulation to get off so if you have a super sensitive clit that can’t take too much then you may find this sensation all too much for you but it is certainly a unique feeling and one I’ve definitely fallen for.
You can purchase the Satisfyer Pro 2 from Lovehoney for £69.99 if you want to try this new style of sex toy for yourself.
10/10 for this product from me. There may be some downsides but I can’t deny that my body loves this toy and it is in my quick go to toys for the foreseeable future.
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